In a contentious national political environment, mimes across the country are staying silent amid concerns about the proposed invisible border wall.

“ , ,” said local mime Connor Medberry when asked about the proposal. “ , , ; .”

“ , – ,” Medberry continued, stepping off his invisible pedestal, sweat rolling down his chalk-white face. “ . ”

“ , ,” he shouted, prompting nearby residents to take shelter, mistakenly thinking his voice was a tornado siren. “ , .”

At press time, the first female mime was appointed to serve on Biden’s border task force, breaking the invisible glass ceiling.

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