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The Brown Noser

Little Girl Just Flat Out Lies To Diary

Published Tuesday, October 6th, 2015

Nine-year-old Sally Wilson just unabashedly lies to her diary, sources confirmed Tuesday. The little girl who apparently has no moral compass regularly plays hard and fast with the truth in nearly every area of her life from who won her school’s reading contest to whose birthday parties she was invited to. Although Wilson must know she isn’t fooling anyone but herself, she continues to falsify information daily in the most intimate record of her life.

Wilson is somehow only getting better at inventing stories about herself and others in her life. “Today, I got a perfect score on my spelling test,” writes Wilson, lying about such an easily verifiable fact. “My mom made me spend like two hours cleaning my room when all I wanted to do was play with my friends. Then she told me I was her favorite child, which made up for it a bit.”

The end to the deceptions don’t seem to be coming anytime soon as Wilson has just told her diary that “she’s the most honest person in the entire world.”

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