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It is becoming increasingly obvious to audiences that theater choreographer Grace Patton has never seen a real fight.
“At first I thought the dance-fighting was supposed to be symbolic,” explained audience member Harry Lin as the actors gestured painedly toward one another from a safe distance. “Then I realized that the choreographer just had no idea that when people fight, they make contact with one another.”
“This is just uncomfortable,” Lin said as a group of actors snapped their fingers angrily at a character writhing on the ground. “What am I watching?”
At press time, the performance’s lead actor had clearly never heard a Southern accent before.
