It was just past midnight last Saturday when Emma Page '11 noticed something was deeply wrong with the birthday party she was hosting. "I felt that something was off," Page recalled, "but I couldn't quite put my finger on it."
A true tragedy of capitalistic excess is taking place on Brown's campus. While students wander to their classes unencumbered with worry, the story is quite a different one for Brown's library workers. Or, it's the same story. I'm not sure.
On December 2nd, an otherwise dull and ordinary day was brought to life by the introduction of deadly bacteria into a densely populated urban area, causing citywide panic, at least half a dozen deaths, and, according to the overwhelming consensus of students, faculty, and staff, "laughs a'plenty."
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