Did you know there are homeless people? And animals are being killed? Genocide? What can you do about that? Something! That's right, DO SOMETHING! Does it matter what? Not really. Just do it!
Well hello there, beautiful. You must be a parking ticket, because-
Hold on. I have to take this call. Hello? Yes. Yes. Only if the caterers arrive before six. Okay. I know. Okay. I'm in the middle of something, I have to go. Okay. Goodbye.
Jesus Christ. What is that? Is that a … No, it can't be. Really? Oh yep. That's a big stinking turd-burger smack dab in the middle of the shower. And now it's on my only pair of flip-flops. Great. This is going to be a good day.
[b]Point: Ugh, When Are We Gonna Go to This Party?[/b]
[i]by Hallie Cantor at 11:15PM[/i]
Come on come on come onnnnn, let's just go to the party already. Are you ready? Then who are we waiting for? EMILYYYYYY come on already, your hair looks fine.
To the casual glancer, I am noticed. To the interested reader, I am understood. To the scholars and critics and wannabes of this brutal industry, the local college events advertising industry, I am !! REVERED !!.