Hey freshmen, what's crackin'? This whole college deal sure is something else, huh? Living on your own without any parental supervision, picking your own classes, making tons of new friends, managing your own time. And there are so many things to do, places to go, and people to meet! Yessiree, it sure is a hoot!
But if I had to choose my favorite night of the week here at Brown - if you shoved me against a wall, put a gun to my head, a knife to my nuts, and REALLY twisted it out of me - it would definitely be Wednesday.