"Well 'ello there, guvnah," bellowed an enthused Patrick Horton '14. Sir Horton, a bright-eyed youth, stood clad in a freshly ironed suit, a top hat, and a glistening monocle. He hails from "er. London, yes, London!", England, and plans to concentrate in "why, English, naturally." His classmates, however, believe he should instead "concentrate on changing his fake English accent, because he sounds like a bloody twat."
"Toodle pip," "tally ho," and "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" are among the many phrases that Horton regularly bellows at various orientation events.