Homeless shelters across the city struggled to house hundreds of displaced hobbits this winter after artist Patrick Dougherty's installation behind University Hall was taken down.
Many hobbit families had moved into the sculpture which incorporated both man-made and natural features of the green.
Following the successful production of Jean-Paul Sartre's "The Flies," Production Workshop announced this week that it will be holding auditions for their newest play, Eug�ne Ionesco's "Rhinoceros," this coming month.
"The Flies" was directed by James Rutherford '07, who came up with the unique idea of unleashing 30,000 live fruit flies onto his audience to allow them to actively participate in the play by thinking of themselves as citizens of the ancient city of Argos.
Representatives from Random House Inc. have announced early this morning that the publisher plans to print 500,000 copies of the much anticipated If I Did It, the hypothetical memoir of the late Crocodile Hunter's supposed killer. Attorneys for the stingray (a 20-year-old Pteromylaeus bovines, better known as the bull ray), have confirmed that a deal has been made, and that the ray is currently working on the fictional memoir in his summer vacation home in the San Diego Zoo.
Brown's Department of Expansion announced plans to merge with global shipping giant UPS at a press conference late last Thursday. The contract, still under negotiation, is expected to make UPS the exclusive on-campus delivery service and include a clause whereby students can enclose themselves in packages for international shipping.
After a lack of University funding, it was announced that Trojan Condoms would be the next big donor in Brown University history when the school becomes home to the Trojan Condoms Classics Center.
This announcement comes as no surprise as over the course of the last five years, Trojan has been building up its Condoms for Charity division.