Students of Professor Joshua Zimbinski's VA 10: "Studio Foundation" class reportedly grew irate Wednesday when classmate Robert Parks '11 destroyed their projects in the name of "artistic expression." "It was a performance piece," explained Parks. "I was representing through action the engulfing rage and envy that burns in the furthest depths of my soul.
Pizza and Mango Tango Odwalla Juice in hand, Peter Wretch '10 prowled feverishly around the Gate late on Friday night. A shrewd ECON 11: "Principles of Economics" student, Wretch keenly calculated his remaining balance in order to maximize meal credit value.
From the people who wrought such ambrosia upon the world as "Cookie Doughn't You Want Some," "German Chokolatekake" and "The Pie Who Loved Me" comes an innovative and carnally satisfying new signature plate: "Revenge: A Dish Best Served Cold Stone."
Cold Stone Creamery announced the dish yesterday, kicking off a new line of emotionally-inspired flavors.
Okay, so I might have goofed up a little. There were a few times where a "my bad" on my part was certainly warranted; I squashed a few dreams, ruined a few lives, and perhaps even dropped a baby or two. But that baby dropping occurred when I got excited that "Slumdog Millionaire" won all those Oscars-it gave me hope that people would stop blaming me for all their problems once they saw how slum life could look appealing if only filmed through the right high-definition lens.
No matter the persistent Providence rainstorms of late, residents of Keeney Quad say spring fever is already here. While a fire alarm that went off late last Saturday night caused firefighters to search through Keeney for signs of smoke, the real sparks seemed to be happening outside where students clad in various states of undress waited patiently to be allowed back inside.