Sources confirmed Friday that 999 of 999 spots in freshman Eric Wilder’s friend group remain open after the completion of preregistration for spring semester.
Wilder, a 19-year-old Pennsylvania native, was reportedly disheartened after no one signed up for FRND 0110: “Eric’s Friend Group” for the second consecutive semester.
After a month-long investigation, Providence Police Department officials revealed findings that Spectrum India, a Thayer Street store known for its eclectic merchandise, is actually a front designed to allow a nice old Indian man to be really nice.
The Republic of Georgia rang with satisfied chuckles yesterday as subsistence farmer Tomas Havlicek, in an act of karmic retribution of some kind, lost of his possessions in a big fire.
“Oh, how the mighty have fallen,” said Havlicek’s neighbor Boris Pulaski.
On their weekly Thursday night dinner, friends and suitemates Rachel Willis ’13 and Allison McPherson ’13 once more wondered at how time passes so quickly. Although time elapses at a constant rate, its perceived speed was a source of astonishment for these dinner companions.
Department of Public Safety Officer Lt. Eric Hall was reportedly having a little trouble getting the siren on his 2006 Ford cruiser to stop doing that.
According to Hall, the siren has been doing that on and off all morning, but this is really the worst it has been.