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The Brown Noser

Isabella Langley

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Off-Campus Apartment You Just Toured Already Leased By Fetus | Nov 01 2024

That off-campus apartment you just toured has already been leased by a fetus in utero. “Sorry about that, but the early bird gets the worm!” joked landlord Johnson Smithton, aka “Big J,” referring to the already leased apartment that featured decorative touches of chipped paint and ornamental black mold in its 4-square-foot bathroom.