One Brown junior is proving once and for all that the pen is truly mightier than the sword. Julie McDuff '09 has established herself as Brown's foremost practitioner of figures of speech.
The Sultan of the Simile first discovered her unusual talent whilst perusing the Brown Daily Herald over breakfast in the Ratty with her roommate Emily Brent '09.
Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life in prison has become a reality for one of Brown's most notorious buccaneers. Brownbeard the Pirate, captain of the entirely pirate-run a capella group ARRR!!!, was convicted last Friday of using Limewire to illegally share music.
Concerned with the lack of scope of its recent community impact, the Brown Entrepreneurship Program announced this week that it plans to expand its horizons by founding a new organization whose purpose will be to start entrepreneurship programs for elementary school students in the Providence area.
A recent development in textile manufacturing has sparked a revolution in American sleep. The era of corduroy is upon us.
Earlier today, Inventor Payton Whitney, great-grandson of the famous industrialist responsible for the cotton gin, unveiled his Wide-Wale Loom, the first fully-automated machine capable of weaving the notoriously textured corduroy fabric into a fully functioning pillow.
Last Tuesday, a heavy tanker carrying nearly 40,000 tons of unrefined testosterone spilled its contents in front of Wayland Arch while on its way to Helsinki. The long, cylindrical tanker struck the Sarah Doyle Women's Center at nearly 30 MPH, but failed to penetrate the building's outer wall.