Last Monday evening at approximately 8:30 p.m., the undoubtedly conservative Richard Shatston Harrison III '09, a native of Bridgeport, Connecticut, quickly ducked out of the Students for Giuliani meeting in search of a public water fountain. He was intent on refilling a Nalgene water bottle for his close companion, Phinneas Afronne McGregor '08, also a stout advocate of the status quo.