The Bear Necessities gave only the paltriest of performances last night in Solomon 101 during their benefit concert for starving African children. Critics of the show noted that it was the most pathetic presentation by any Brown a cappella group since the Jabberwocks all caught mono in 1987 (from sharing drinks, of course).
For decades, college students across the world have shared a common goal. Be it through the use of vinyl record players, Nintendo 64 consoles or Sock 'em Boppers, everyone everywhere has hoped to somehow "bring something back."
Terry Packer '11 is no exception to this rule.
In the wake of the financial turmoil that currently plagues the US economy, the Federal Government has decided that it is time to step in and begin regulating banks.
In a recent discussion with Federal Reserve Board Chairman Ben Bernanke, the President decided that our nation's laissez-faire attitude is no longer appropriate and it is time for the government to begin monitoring the growing issues facing sperm banks.
In a bizarre assertion of megalomania, Donald Trump has officially changed the size of his name to Donald Trump, an increase in font size from the standard 12 point type to a slightly more arrogant 13. Asked why he felt this change was necessary, Trump replied, "When people drive through New York City, my name jumps out at them from all of my buildings.
Strolling around the corner after collecting a package, Eli Mangrove '09 encountered what he describes as "the most feared sight on campus" - a table full of excitable dance enthusiasts adorned with flagrant colors, blaring "that damned cultural music" and hawking tickets to Shake!, a semi-annual exposition of Latin dance and performance art.