Following the recent unearthing of 7000-year-old stone carvings of Toyota Corollas from the Xultún ruins in northern Guatemala, archaeologists confirmed that, weirdly, the Ancient Mayans correctly predicted the 2016 Toyotathon.
“This is an incredibly confusing discovery,” said dig site archaeological expert Blanche Sumpter, scratching her head and inspecting an ancient depiction of a 2016 Toyota RAV4 beside Q’anjobalan script loosely translating to “Don’t miss your chance to get 0% APR financing before January 1.” “It’s beyond me how the Ancient Mayans knew that Toyotathon would offer such incredible deals this holiday season.”
Reports indicate that the Mayans also demonstrated a bizarre, prophetic awareness of the 2016 Toyotathon ad campaign.