Slowly repeating his motions to demonstrate proper form, area man Chris Horton explained to his girlfriend that frisbee is all in the wrist.
“All it takes is a little flick of the wrist,” Horton explained, effortlessly tossing the frisbee to his girlfriend.
Sources report that a student handing out newspapers clarifiedm “Don’t worry, it’s the Brown Noser,” to a frightened passerby.
“I could see the fear in that guy’s eyes,” explained Noser Staff Writer Sarah Hart, recalling the momentary panic she caused by offering him a copy of the new Noser issue.
Sources report that the playlist for a Brown Political Review party last night was just the lastest episode of The Daily on repeat.
“I went in expecting there to be some kind of music,” explained Macy Rockwell, who attended the party as a guest.
According to various sources, area man Ted Miller is definitely underestimating how big of a bowl he needs to make that salad.
“Well, this seems like a good size,” said Miller, grossly underestimating the amount of space his romaine salad would occupy.
On the car ride home from the movies with her family, local mom Sharon Johnson muttered under her breath that she was “pretty sure she knew that actor from something.”
“C’mon you guys,” Johnson said, rapidly typing things into Google with one finger.
Sources confirmed yesterday that the potted plant in Archibald 432 wishes it didn’t need so much fucking sunlight either.
“I don’t know why I’m like this,” the plant complained. “If I don’t get enough sunlight, I wilt. That’s just how it is.