The entire Department of Philosophy was destroyed Monday by a massive explosion, believed to be the result of a thought experiment gone horribly wrong.
Students and faculty who escaped unharmed reported feeling rapid, violent paradigm shifts and hearing screams from one the classrooms, believed to be the source of the explosion.
Saying that she likes to ensure they are effective, pharmacist Joanne Washburn told reporters Thursday that she always tastes prescriptions before serving them to customers. “I like to take one or two pills from each bottle and swallow them just to be certain that they’re of high quality,” Washburn said as she took several yellow caplets from an orange container, gulped them down with water, and patiently awaited their effects.
A new start-up based in Silicon Valley allows its users to stream live video of the eviction of tenants from San Francisco apartment complexes.
Displacr bills itself as a “mobile-first front seat” to the city’s rapidly changing demographics, allowing users to watch as poorer residents are evicted from their homes in San Francisco’s Mission and Outer Richmond neighborhoods.
According to breaking reports, Josh hasn’t ever seen “Lord of the Rings,” you guys. Sources all agree that that’s insane, dude, those movies are awesome. Seriously, sources said, it doesn’t even matter if you’re that much of a fantasy fan, you’re gonna love them. Gollum’s hilarious, but also so creepy, too. At press time, it was reported that Todd has all three special editions on DVD and a huge flatscreen so we can probably have a marathon there this weekend.
Mary Collins ‘18 has only been at Brown for a little over two months but has already settled into a steady, supportive group of friends she will soon realize she doesn’t like at all.
“Yeah, we just sort of found each other,” said Collins of the people living in the dorm rooms to the immediate left and right of her own, and of whom she’ll very quickly get tired.