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Snoop Dogg Headlines Janus Forum Debate on Education

The first event in the Janus Forum's much anticipated debate series on education took place in Salomon 101 yesterday, and featured conservative political commentator Edward Morton matching wits with smooth-spitting hip hop artist Snoop 'Doggy' Dogg. Mr. Morton said he was excited to discuss such an important issue with an educational theorist as eminent as Mr.

Objects and Other Objects

Coal to our nation's unflagging locomotive conductors. Keep on chuggin'! An origami dove to the coxswain of the rowing team. May you continue to find beauty in everything. Cheese and coconuts to the Neuroscience Department. We are very sorry for your loss.

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Student Disappointed Friends Actually Came For Spring Weekend

"How was I to know they'd make it?" Robert Stevenson '12 asked vexedly. Every year, Brown students invite friends and acquaintances from hometowns, study abroad experiences, and long, awkward bus rides through Connecticut. Most of these invitations, though, are turned down or politely ignored.

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One, Two, Three, Four, Congress Declares Thumb War

During a special session last week, Congress voted unanimously to declare a thumb war against Liechtenstein. Afterward, Barack Obama held a press conference, the solemn words of which, pundits are saying, will "ring in the halls of history for centuries to come and ever and ever, like, seriously.

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Snapple Facts Increasingly Belligerent Towards Nantucket Nectars

The best stuff on earth may have just turned bitter. Snapple, the worlds leading distributor of useless knowledge, and occasional distributor of colored sugar water, has managed to ensnare itself in a heated brawl with Nantucket Nectars. Snapple CEO Rafael Rodriguez allegedly became enraged when he discovered that Nantucket Nectars began printing facts about their quaint, 47.

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Housing Lottery First Pick Winners Choose LeBron James

With the first pick in the 2010 housing lottery, Outsourced has selected LeBron James 23 as their place of residence next year. Citing his size, athleticism, well-rounded skill set and ability to get teammates involved, group members claim the decision was an easy one.

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