Jacqueline Muller ‘15 may still have four final exams in front of her, but the graduating senior is already looking forward to getting out into the world and making it worse.
Kids. They grow up so fast. One minute they’re so small you can fit ‘em in the palm of your hand, and the next minute you start blinking really, really slowly and you aren’t done until eighteen years later when they’re all grown up and out the door.
Saying that he feels attached to them in a distinctive way, TechSolutions CEO John Maxwell told reporters Monday that he prefers to think of his employees as his estranged family.
In a fun, hands-on approach to learning about organized terrorism, 1,200 high school students from all over the state congregated in, and then seized, the Providence Hilton for the annual 3-day Model Terrorism Conference last weekend, sources confirm.
The much-anticipated matchup between the Oklahoma City Thunder and the Houston Rockets came to a complete standstill as NBA Referee Tom Jenkins refused to restart the game clock until the Thunder’s Russell Westbrook apologizes for fouling Houston’s James Harden when the latter player attempted a layup.
James Baldwell, a leading researcher at the University of Cambridge’s Simian Studies Facility, recently published a report concluding that the bonobo chimpanzee is fully capable of intelligently communicating with humans through a specialized sign language, and would likely taste really good filleted and seared over a low flame.