Lucas Evanbaugh '11 wears a scarf. This means he is sensitive, is an artist, eats Kashi cereal, and has a warm neck. But he is not a pompous ass.
"I was just sitting moodily at Coffee Exchange, waiting for some brilliant spark of inspiration to jot down in my Moleskine notebook when someone yelled, 'Hey, you in the scarf! You're a pompous ass!' But I knew right away I was better than him because he was wearing a T?shirt that wasn't clever or ironic," Evanbaugh said.