Sources report that the magnitude of crisis required for reputed outdoorsman Todd Grimes to suggest consuming his own urine is suspiciously low.
“There was really no need at all,” complained fellow explorer Ridge Carson, recounting an incident where Grimes suggested urine consumption barely an hour into a leisurely trail walk.
Local man who was involved in the tragic ink factory accident several months ago is reportedly not benefitting even a little bit from his therapist’s use of the Rorschach test.
“The Rorschach Test was invented as a psychological tool which can then be used to analyze emotional wellbeing,” said licensed therapist Dr.
In a shocking study released by Gallup early this week, it was revealed that everytime we touch I get this feeling, and additionally, every time we kiss I swear I could fly.
This study has led to other surprising and exciting revelations: indeed, it has been long-theorized that I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me, but never before have we had confirmation that I still feel your touch in my dreams.
Sources report that this part of the floor is actually so squeaky. “I was kinda just walking around my room, and as soon as I stepped right here I heard a huge squeak,” uttered senior Marvin Johnson, who just discovered that this other part of the floor right there is just as squeaky.
Girl named Emma who visited Paris this summer seriously debating whether “Emily In Paris” caption would still apply to her Instagram photo dump.
“When you think about it, Emma is basically just a shortened version of Emily” professed sophomore Emma Hill, intently scrolling through 117 nearly identical photos of her posed in front of the Eiffel Tower to determine which to post.