Freshman and fat person Patrick Vanderberg ’15 has made a big metaphorical splash, being quickly identified as the most all-around relaxed and hilarious man on campus.
“‘Chubbs,’ as I call him, has got this totally chill, happy-go-lucky presence,” said Vanderberg’s roommate, Harrison Smith ’15, eying the folds of fat that give the self-described “freshman from Connecticut”’s face a content, mirthful look.