Sources report that what began as a fun little Friday night PowerPoint party has devolved into a full-on Google Sheets orgy.
“I don’t really know what happened,” said senior Ronan Fitzgerald, who hosted the event. “One minute someone was delivering a little presentation on which High School Musical characters should’ve ended up with each other, and then somebody smashed a beer can on their forehead and started shouting about how Sheets has conditional formatting that allows you to highlight outliers in your data, and now things are just out of control.”
The hosts of the event attempted to keep control as partygoers whipped themselves into an orgiastic frenzy of ImportHTML functions, sparklines, and checkbox columns.